pet peeves: aircraft passenger

A man reached to his seat, and found his seat was taken by one of the passengers seated in the same row.

A: Excuse me, you took my seat. I'm supposed to sit next to the window.

B & C: What's the difference? You'll still have to sit with us.

pet peeves: mom

mom: look at how you rolled the towel! they are not neat! *in sarcasm tone* don't you want to be like me?

me: *giving a deep thought* naaaahhhh......

pet peeves: work

she: you know, the enlarged design you gave just now, it's different from the original one you gave previously.

me: meaning?

she: the font is different.

me: no, it's the same font.

she: the font in the previous file you gave is bigger.

me: oh, it's because when the size of the sticker is enlarged to the sides....(urgh..who am i kidding?) i will look into it.

she: yeah, please check.

me: *rolling eyes inside*

jangan sesekali

...puji orang yang kau baru jumpa itu sebagai baik dan manis lagi bertimbang rasa. jangan sesekali berasa lega bila tempat kerja yang kau baru hijrah itu nampak seperti tempat terbaik untuk kau.

itu semua luaran.

setelah kau berada terlalu dalam, kau kena fuck.

telefon dan loceng pintu

korang tau tak betapa aku benci dengan bunyi korang? ha? ha? tau tak?

elizabeth taylor

true screen legend, humanitarian, michael jackson's confidante. rest in peace.

ushu is other tissue

mp3 player sony aku rosak. port headphone dia. baiki atau beli baru. kalau beli baru, ipod shuffle ke sony b series?

yang mana? yang mana?